Why do humans wear clothes?
Of course, it’s not true that you humans wear clothes to keep warm. If so, why do you keep them on in your houses and offices with their so-called central heating? Admit it, my hairless little cousins, you’re ashamed of your sexual organs. You’re constantly wondering weather they are “normal” or “average” and are terrified of the thought that some other person might look at your goodies and think: “Ai Carumba! I haven’t seen a piece of equipment like that since the plumber fitted a new ballcock in the toilet.”I once saw one of your films where an unfortunate prostitute woman got attacked with a knife for laughing at her client’s dick. I suppose that’s one of the hazards of having sex in your front-to-front “missionary” position. Female gorillas never get to see the dicks that drill them.